As I already mentioned in one of the posts before, the cutest things said to me are those by my kids. My son is a spit-fire. Where does he get it from? Of course, his mom. What goes around, comes around. I am not sure if he thinks before he says something or just spits it out impulsively.
This was when he was 4. He was sleeping with his grand mom listening to some stories. Suddenly, there comes a sound. God knows what I fed him that day, he started passing strange sounds. MIL asked him, what happened Rushi? You are sending out bombs? Phat came the reply: "Yes granny, there is a happy deepawali in my butt". Poor kid! He thinks that bombs are blasted only on Diwali.
From that day on, whenever I hear someone wishing me Happy Deepwali, this is what pops into my head..:P
P.S: I know this is a gross joke for some of you. That's ok. I didn't say it. My little one said it :)
A very Happy Diwali to all of you, my friends. Have lots of fun, eat lots of sweets, burn lots of crackers and be safe.
This was when he was 4. He was sleeping with his grand mom listening to some stories. Suddenly, there comes a sound. God knows what I fed him that day, he started passing strange sounds. MIL asked him, what happened Rushi? You are sending out bombs? Phat came the reply: "Yes granny, there is a happy deepawali in my butt". Poor kid! He thinks that bombs are blasted only on Diwali.
From that day on, whenever I hear someone wishing me Happy Deepwali, this is what pops into my head..:P
P.S: I know this is a gross joke for some of you. That's ok. I didn't say it. My little one said it :)
A very Happy Diwali to all of you, my friends. Have lots of fun, eat lots of sweets, burn lots of crackers and be safe.
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Ha Ha your little one is super smart just like my younger one ...Wish you and your family members a joyous Happy Diwali :)
ReplyDeleteHe is big now :) Yes, sometimes, he just cracks me up.Thank you. Hope you had a happy and safe Diwali. Welcome here and thank you for the comments..:)
DeleteThanks Latha for visiting my blog and yes you can pester me with queries regarding travels anytime!!
ReplyDeleteYour kid sounds like a spunky little child.
Happy Diwali to you and your family :)
Sure Arti, I will :) Thank you. Yes, he is. Hope you had a fun filled Diwali :)
DeleteThoroughly enjoyed the witty remark by Rushi
ReplyDeleteBest wishes for a very happy Deepavali to you and your family.
Thank you KP sir. You never know what and how his brain works :) A very Happy Diwali to all your family too :)
DeleteA happy Diwali to you and your family!
ReplyDeleteAnd that wasn't a gross joke coming out of the mouth of a kid. :)
Thank you Amit. This fellow is always attracted to silly jokes and friends who crack silly jokes..He thinks that's cool :)
Deleteha ha :) Happy Diwali :)
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Jas :)
Deletehahahaha...what a retort!
ReplyDeletehappy Diwali to all of you!
Thank you Uma. That was when he was 4. Now he is 9 and my god, it irritates me sometimes :)
Deletehahaha :D HAppy Deepavali :) FIF :D lol I am sure even I will remember this now on:D
ReplyDeleteMy Best wishes to all of you
Hahaha...and you'll remember it whenever someone sends a missile too ...lol :D
Deletethank you..:)
That is so cute :). Wish you a very happy Diwali too, Latha!
ReplyDeleteThank you Rachna :) Hope you had a good one..:)
DeleteIts not gross, its cute...some things, some moments and some comments do remain etched in memory.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a cracker of a Diwali.
Exactly...there are few things that remained etched in my memory forever. Yes Alka, we did burn a lot of crackers and am super tired doing all the cooking :) Thank you.
Deletehe he he he :) good one :) and now i bet i will rememeber it too he he hehe
ReplyDeletehope you had a great diwali
Bikram's
hehehe...I didn't tell him, I posted his joke or else he will eat my head...:P yes Bikram, we had a good one..:)
DeleteNot gross at all..in fact your boy has a fabulous sense of humour!
ReplyDeleteNot gross for me either..:) But, I have some friends who in fact for that matter make a face for the words like butt, heck.. I can't speak a good language man!! Thank you so much, yes he does crack me up sometimes..
DeleteBelated happy Diwali! That is so cute!! And, if anyone feels that is gross, they should read some of the things that my boys have said!! :D
ReplyDeleteHaha..only moms of naughty boys know how it is. Welcome here and thank you for stopping by, Roshni.. :)
DeleteRushi has great imagination as well as a sense of humour. And I am sure you will claim the credit for both :P
ReplyDeleteHahaa...True BM. Imagination, sure he does..he already has big plans for his wife and how many kids he wants to have and all that..:P. Sense of humor, I think he just talks what comes into his mind, and kids are like that anyway.
Deleteha ha! Funny little fellow. You have a good story to tease him about once he grows up :)
ReplyDeleteHaa..I didn't get that idea, Jaish. I will keep this in mind now ;)
DeleteAn innocent expression of Diwali greetings only Latha's prodigy can convey:) Happy Diwali!!
ReplyDeleteWoww..that's a sweet compliment, Rahul ji :) Thank you for the wishes.
DeleteKid's repartee are always cute..belated happy diwali!!
ReplyDeleteYeah..true. Thank you Renu. Happy Holiday season to you too.
DeleteVery smart kid--i can imagine the granny's expression!
ReplyDeleteHaha..the granny burst into laughter. :)
Deletehey, that's not gross, that's supercool Found in Folsom!
ReplyDeletebelated diwali wishes!
okie, i am going to read your 'sportive post now.'
hehe..Thank you dear. btw, where is the comment for the other post then? :P
DeleteThey are..Thank you Ashwini :)
ReplyDeleteI so loved this story..it made me smile because I think it brings to mind any parents moments where their children come out of the blue with the most honest and interesting statements-the kind that need written down to share with others. = ) Thanks for visiting me from Roshni's today. I truly appreciate your time spent today with me. = )
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Welcome here and thank you for stopping by, Irish. You are right. Some moments and statements by these kids remain etched in the memory forever. :)
DeleteI would say the kid is very imaginative! :)
ReplyDeleteOh yes. He is, Shilpa. Very very imaginative and half the time sulks in dreams :)
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